Share a joke!!

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Poodle: ?My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I?m nervous as a cat.?

Collie: ?Why don?t you go see a psychiatrist??

Poodle: ?I can?t. I?m not allowed on the couch.?

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

In the shop:

- Do you have heart shaped Valentines card with words: "For my favorite, loved and the only one"

- Yes, we have!

- Could you please give me six of them

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